OK.  I hate t-shirt sheets.  First off, they’re stretchy!!  Why on earth would I want stretchy sheets?  So my toes can get snagged in them while I’m trying to get comfortable?  No thanks.  Why do they even call them t-shirt sheets?  It’s jersey material.  Call it jersey material!  Besides, I sure don’t have any t-shirts that are anywhere near as stretchy as those damned sheets are.  I think this falls into the “things people like only because they’re a crazy new idea” category.

I was being lazy the other night and clipped my toenails on the edge of my bed.  Then got up to get the garbage can, apparently got sidetracked, and forgot about the 20 spider-sized machetes I left scattered in my sleep sanctuary.  Well, needless to say, I laid down and had the grossest experience of my life.  Terrible.