Don’t ask a girl out on a social networking site…especially on their page, which is visible to everyone..especially when you didn’t stand a chance to begin with!!  The conversation went as follows (paraphased):

Boy: I got to text you at 3 in the morning last night.  Be jealous, other dudes.

Me: Glad YOUR DATE went well.  As in date with another girl who was not by any stretch of the imagination myself.

Boy: No you’re not.  Cause you want my balls.  When is our date?

Me: *conversation deleted*  Inferred: That “conversation” was the closest you’ll ever come to a date with me.  And now, no other dudes can see what you thought was bragging but was really me trying to not be a bitch.  Thanks for pushing me over that line.