The Martinez-Milan Issue

For the past 8 years or so, my dream date would have been with Tino Martinez.  Lately, someone else has been giving good ol’ 24 a run for his money.  Who is the new stud you ask?  Cesar Milan.  I love him!!  He’s a magician, a wizard, the pack leader.  Now, the looks don’t play in for Cesar, so Tino is safe on base for now…but he’d better watch the third baseman ‘cause it’s going to be a close call rounding home plate.  P.S., what’s with the Latinos?  So not my thing.