Everyone is familiar with old navy sandals.  2 for $5, or if you’re smart enough to avoid that trap of theirs, $2.50 per pair.  That right, it’s not a special price if you buy two, they just trick you into it. 

Now, if you are a true connoisseur of their flip flops, as I am, you have noticed the terrible mistake they made last year.  They switched from their standard, smooth surface to a fancy, dotted pattern.  What crap!!  I hate the dots.  I was hoping that this year would yield a throw-back to the retro style, but alas, no.  Same stupid dots.  I’m pissed.  Yet I still buy them.  They win.